Religious Wackaloon Refuses to do His Job

Dated: 17 Jan 2009
Posted by Tanya

You will not be surprised to learn that the existence of opposing viewpoints are greatly offensive to one particular religious group. This time, it’s PZ Myers blogging about Christian busdriver Ron Heather who refuses to drive a bus because of the offensive language sprawled across the side of it. Want to know what message got him so upset? Check it out:

Wackaloon Busdriver

For those of you that are too lazy or busy to watch the video, the bus had this message on it:

There is probably no God
Now stop worrying and enjoy your life.

I have to wonder what else offends this guy. Would he be offended by images of aborted fetuses plastered on the side of the bus? I would presume that he would be offended by gross, disgusting images like that, just like most people would. I am sure that no self-respecting bus company would allow anybody to buy anti-abortion advertising. That’s why the pro-life wackaloons have to buy their own truck and put their own fetus images on it. They are limited in the ways that they can enjoy and express their free speech rights.

Anyway, if I was a pro-choice wackalloon with too much money and free time HA! I would start a little advertising campaign of my own.

You are more likely to be battered by your spouse during pregnancy than any other time in your life. Use condoms.

*Picture of C-Section*
Childbirth and Pregnancy Change Your Body Forever. Use Condoms.

You get the picture.

But hey, I was just wondering. What would you do if you were a bus driver and there were offensive images or words on the bus. For me, an offensive image is a picture of Adam Sandler promoting his latest mind-dump of a movie. For you, it might be breasts that offend your sensibilities. Maybe you are okay with breasts if they are cleavage spilling out of a tight-fitting dress. But as soon as your eyes are assaulted by the sight of a baby being nourished by boobs you are thrown into fits of apoplexy (whatever that means). Or maybe it’s aborted fetuses. What would you do?

I would make rude comments about the company and probably get fired. “Adam Sandler movies are the worst. I would rather have my crotch sand-blasted than sit through one of his atrocities. Why do they insist on advertising this mind-rot” But I sure wouldn’t quit doing my job.

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