I hate over-priced toilet water
I was at the gym the other day when my senses were assaulted by the bad odors emanating from the young man who was working out on the machine next to mine. I had to stop my workout and turn on a fan pointed in his direction in order to spare myself from his headache-inducing fumes. I was already feeling a little bit under the weather thanks to a head cold. The sneezing fits brought on by my allergy to his fumes made me feel even worse.
Why are people so rude with their body odors? Do people not realize that allergy sufferers exist? Axe body spray is an allergen that never fails to induce sneezing, coughing and extreme itchiness in my nose. Apparently, those of you that choose to drown yourselves in this over-priced garbage have never bothered to consider how it feels to be sensitive to these odors.
Allergy sufferers are real and they don’t need to smell you. Quit being brainwashed by stupid advertising campaigns launched by the greedy butt-munches that want to sell you over-priced cologne that you don’t need. The ladies are not going to fight over you and fling their panties in your direction because you choose to drown yourselves in Axe body spray instead of showering. That shit smells terrible.
